Dear self,

Thanks for being there, always! :)

Your Sincerely,
Self.

Dear Gandhari,

Let's go on a date. A blind date!

Yours sincerely,
Dhritarashtra.

Dear User,

Why is that you press every key softly and hit me hard ?

Yours sincerely
"Enter" !

(via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear Wives,

Flirting with your husband in front of everyone is like washing your clean linen in public!

Yours sincerely
Nobody cares how much a (fake) loving couple you are.

(via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear wannabe's,

It's just the last digit of the date that has changed and nothing else.

Yours Sincerely,
Sick of lame New Year Updates!

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear soft-drink lovers,

We’d be distributing a new soft drink that contains Viagra. The new drink will be called "Mount and Do."

Yours Sincerely,
Coca-Cola Company.

Dear Facebook,

Please add a hug and kiss button that way people can have a little foreplay before getting poked.

Yours sincerely,
Aah! Just poked.

Dear husbands,

Taking your Wife/GF to Pattaya along with you, is like going to a restaurant with your own tiffin.


Yours Sincerely,
What were you thinking?  (via Kamal Rathi)

Dear parents who bring their crying infants to the movies,

Yes I paid to hear your baby cry! Thanks?

Yours sincerely
A pissed off guy

via Ashish Rawal