Dear New Year blessings,

Please touch and pass by me to be with those, who may need you more.

Yours Sincerely,
Happy with what I have.

Dear in-need,

Do you see a ray of hope now? :P
 
Yours Sincerely,
Loan agent.

Dear old people, 

Just because you're older than we are doesn't mean you didn't do stupid shit at one point. 

Yours Sincerely,
It's our time now!

Dear Jesus,

We would love it even more if you considered rescheduling Christmas to either a Friday or a Monday every year, as per your convenience! ;) 
Yours Sincerely,
The-human-race.

via Nikhil Menon.

Dear Santa,

Tell me... What do YOU want for Christmas?

Yours sincerely
Rajnikanth

(via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear Justin Bieber,

Please, at 13 you had your first love? When I was 13 I was planning world domination.

Yours Sincerely,
Lord Voldemort.

via Jayesh Kothari

Dear Rajnikanth,

Please switch off your AC.

Yours sincerely,
Indians

via Rewa Kheta

Dear Ex,

I will not delete/block you. Afterall I would want you to know that am happy without you !

Yours sincerely
You do know me better.

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear ignorant world,

I am no more just Kim Jong-IL.

Yours Sincerely,
I am Kim Jong-IL and DEAD now!

Dear Google,

I tried ‘Let it snow’. Are you sure you were you just talking about the internet?

Yours Sincerely,
North Indians.

Dear Curiosity,

Just put the gun down and let’s talk it out?

Yours Sincerely,
The Cat.

Dear Cigarettes,

Thank you for keeping me away from worse addictions. However, stop jumping out at me when I go to the convenience stores and chai stalls.

Yours Sincerely,
Trying to cut down.

Dear Indians, Irish and others,

Using revert instead of reply,(eg. revert to me at the earliest) is not formal, makes you seem neither educated nor classy and it just shows you don’t know me well.

Yours Sincerely,
The English language.

via Regan Anthony Fernandes

Dear big MNCs,

Why do you hire such a huge amount of candidates, and don't even give them joining for such long time.

Yours Sincerely,
Candidate(s) waiting for joining since past 6 months!

via Jayesh Kothari

Dear men who think every woman is not beautiful,

Take me in appropriate quantity and then see!

Yours Sincerely,
Alcohol.

Dear people

Yes, I love to read status updates like "I'm really bored" and "I'm at work right now". Good stuff. Keep me posted. Thanks!

Yours Sincerely,
And I thought you had other work!

Dear users,

It’s called Facebook. Not ‘Show your body (that you still clearly need to work on)’ book!

Yours Sincerely,
No, you’re not hot.

Dear Kapil Sibal,

The rationale behind regulating content on Facebook is funny, just like the 5 previous years of the UPA government. Instead of finding ways to curb corruption and work on the inflation, you find dry humping all of us funny eh?? Talk of Banana Republics - Guatemala, Honduras, Libya, Pakistan, and WOWW there is India too. Seriously, you are a dick.

Yours Sincerely,
Indians.

Nikhil Menon

Dear whatever I’m searching,

Stop popping up all the time when I don't require you and stop vanishing when I really need you!

Yours sincerely,
Oh shit, I saw that yesterday here only.

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear Vidya Balan,

Good to see you back since after ‘Hum Paanch’!

Yours Sincerely,
HUNDRED KGS

(via Hafsah Qadir)

Dear God,

Your love for movies - Shammi Kapoor, Dev Anand; Music - Bhupen Hazarika, Jagjit Singh, and Sultan Khan; and technology - Steve Jobs and Denis Ritchie, is now beyond all doubt.

Your sincerely,
May I recommend that you start loving a few corrupt politicians as well.

Dear girl with fake hair color, fake nails, fake tan, fake eye lashes,

Seriously, were you looking for ‘Real-men’?

Yours Sincerely,
Now you know why you never found one!

Dear Cafe with Smoking facilities,

Without you,we wouldn't have known that there are so many ‘smoking’ hot chicks !

Yours sincerely,
Smokers

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear office-printer,

No, you are not Bob Marley. Stop jamming!

Yours Sincerely,
I really need that print out!

Dear vampires,

Aren't you worried about AIDS?

Yours Sincerely,
Curious on World’s AIDS Day.

Dear people who spell shop as 'shoppe',

Please stoppe.

Yours Sincerely,
Not a wannabe.

Dear West Indies,

Well I enjoyed PLAYING with you!

Yours Sincerely,
TEAM Ravichandran Ashwin.

Dear Boss,

For a change, I sit back and watch while you do all the work!

Yours sincerely
Serving Notice Period.

(via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear India,

What's so big in Sachin Tendulkar hitting Century #100?

Yours sincerely
Why this Kolavari!

(via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear fast food restaurant commercial asking me to buy more for less,

So I get to pay you for more heart attacks, clogged arteries, zits, etc.?

Yours Sincerely,
Fair deal?

Dear porn sites,

Why do you have a Facebook/tweet share feature?

Yours Sincerely,
Isn’t that meant to be private?

Dear wannabe-girls,

We hope you realize wearing 3-D glasses with the lenses popping out won’t make you a nerd.

Yours Sincerely,
Guys.

Dear life,

Please use a lubricant!

Yours sincerely,
Not going so smooth.

Dear People who don't answer calls,

No one wants to waste money on calling you without a reason!

Yours sincerely
Sick of those idiots

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear Indians,

Porn is legal now!

Yours sincerely,
Sunny Leone.

Dear slow internet,

And just when I was about to exit, you start working?

Yours sincerely,
Damn it!

Dear Apple,

Tera iPhone 4S tu hi rakh. Teri Indian pricing WTF!

Yours Sincerely,
Frustrated Techie Indians

via Vinayak Nagri

Dear 69,

You’d know what happens after you guys fight!

Yours Sincerely,
96.

Dear News Channels,

There are many important things in this country other than Aishwarya Rai becoming mother with some unknown alien’s child!

Yours sincerely,
Get an Idea?

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear people who LOL,

Try ‘LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL’

Yours sincerely,
Laughing Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Funny Enough For Me To Actually Laugh Out Loud

Dear Dracula,

Remember that night 9 months ago? Yeah... well we have a son. His name is Edward.

Yours sincerely,
Tinkerbell.

via Kriti Sharma

Dear love,

If my absence doesn't alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it.

Yours sincerely,
Will soon be your Ex.

Dear Plant eaters (veg),

Chicken neither gave oxygen nor gave shade. Loss of chicken never caused global warming.Then why eat good plant and trees. Try chicken..Go Green!

Yours sincerely
Chicken eaters (non-veg)

Dear Work,

You make sick me more than you were doing before !

Yours sincerely
Back after a long weekend.

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear twitter,

Thank you. Now I’m the most overused and abused symbol on the keyboard.

Yours Sincerely,
#

Dear World,

You have to undress me before you can taste me.

Yours sincerely,
Banana.

via Sahil Shah

Dear world,

Please show more respect for our soldiers and less for our celebrities.

Yours sincerely,
Wake up!

via Sahil Shah

Dear Work,

Always a pleasure when we have long-distance relationship!

Yours sincerely
Long Weekend

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear girl who thinks sleeping is the best way to spend time,

I’d love to spend time with you!

Yours sincerely,
A polite guy.

Dear Ranbir Kapoor,

Are you kidding me? Get real!

Yours sincerely,
Kurt Cobain.

Dear Facebook,

You keep offering up people for me to be friend with, but then you get all  concerned and ask me how I know them.  You can't be the pimp and the cop!

Yours sincerely,
Users.

Dear PlayStation Addicts,

Remember Me ?

Yours sincerely
8 bit TV Game Console

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear being stalked,

Stalking is such a harsh term, why don't we call it keeping it touch ?

Yours sincerely
Not a stalker.

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear people,

When life gives you lemons, make a dress with them.

Yours Sincerely,
Lady Gaga.

Dear guys,

If I looks at you, don't get flattered. You are merely a part of my how-many-guys-r-staring-at-me census.

Yours sincerely,
A girl.

Dear Nature,

Seems like you have learned a thing or two from Mankind! Global Warming finally found its twin, Global Cooling. And now both are going to work with different deadlines, to destroy Planet Earth. Just, Perfect! Bring it on!

Yours Sincerely,
Man Woman and Wild.

via Priyanka Dey

Dear Girl,

Eat make-up. Be pretty inside!

Yours sincerely,
Guys.

via Arpit Goyal

Dear Boyfriend,

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you do!

Yours sincerely
Cockroach.

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear Facebook,

Please stop suggesting me such beautiful girls.. It really hurts when they reject my request!

Yours sincerely
A blocked user.

via Ritu Razi

Dear Boyfriends who like and goes awww on every single post of your girlfriend,

Don't you find that lame, you dumbfuck?

Yours sincerely,
One of those who's irritated!

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear world,

Was just tired. Pffff!

Yours sincerely,
Statue of Liberty.

Dear Postal Dept. of India,

Would like to know where all the letters go, as very few of them reach their destination!

Yours Sincerely,
Filled with curiosity

via Ganesh Pg

Dear Those who are born in November,

You're the proof your parents had a good time for Valentine's Day !

Yours sincerely
Happy winters.

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear People,

Please do not drink and drive,Unless you can afford to pay for Alcohol,Petrol & Penalty (Bribe).

Yours Sincerely,
Traffic Police Department

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear girls,

At least clean me up before taking your profile picture.

Yours sincerely,
Bathroom.

Dear Male hormones,

Please listen to me for once.

Yours Sincerely,
Brain.

Dear yesterday,

You remain as long as I do !

Yours Sincerely
Memories.

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear radio DJs,

Please play some of the other 90 billion songs in the world.

Yours Sincerely,
Just heard that song 10 minutes ago.

via Sahil Shah

Dear Airplanes,

Excellent job, but what about standing by the door when it's about to rain and feeling the cool wind in your hair?

Yours sincerely,
Trains.

Dear internet troubleshooter,

"If the connection problem persists, please visit our website for more help..."

Yours Sincerely,
Are you serious?

via Sahil Shah

Dear Son,

I know what you were doing, before I walked in to your room.

Yours sincerely,
Nobody sits in front of their computer staring at Google.

via Vivek Shakya

Dear Audio Cassette,

Miss those good old days when you were our saviour!


Yours sincerely
Being Nostalgic.

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear Humans,

Treat me with love, give me enough care, think about me at least for a while. Don't forget, it's mutual!

Yours sincerely
Life :)

(via Ritu Razi)

Dear SRK and Hrithik,



Mind it!

Yours sincerely,
Yanna Rascala!

Dear Smokers,

Please get a plastic bag and cover yourself whenever you want to start smoking. So you can enjoy the smoke 100% by yourself, I don't want any percent of it.

Yours sincerely
Non Smoker

via Rewa Kheta

Dear readers,

Is it just me who's head voice Takes. Pauses. When. Reading. This. or speedsupwhenreadingthis or YELLS WHEN READING THIS?

Yours Sincerely,
Just Curious!

Dear Apple,

I don't care if the next one has a freaking MISSILE LAUNCHER or a Washing Machine!

Yours Sincerely,
I’d buy a an iphone, only when you make it waterproof!

Dear Women,

What else can be more terrifying than you asking us, "Notice anything Different"?

Yours sincerely,
Men.

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear Indian Govt.,

Trying to be the most corrupt country in the World? Don't know what your aim is!

Yours sincerely,
Citizens of India.

via Ganesh Pg

Dear Bicycles,

Looks like its time,you're going to be in demand!

Yours sincerely
Petrol Prices to be hiked again.

(via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear Work,

You really suck. Please go screw yourself!

Yours Sincerely,
Mourning the end of Holidays

(via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear Bangalore,

You're way cooler and less violent than Delhi!

Yours sincerely,
Metallica

(via Regan Anthony)

Dear Facebook,

Why isnt there search feature for pages created on facebook like we have for groups?

Your sincerely,
Annoyed user.

(via - Sahil Shah)

Dear girls,

95% of your name ends with us!

Your sincerely,
The letters ‘A’ and ‘I’.

Dear intoxicated friends,

Just because I don't drink doesn't mean I don't have fun at parties.

Yours Sincerely,
At least I remember the next morning
(via - Sahil Shah)

Dear India,

Good to be here!

Yours Sincerely
Formula 1.
(via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear Indians,

Ask Manmohan Singh about the Metallica disaster, and for the dog on the F1 tracks too!

Yours sincerely,
I am LK Advani, and I blame the PM for everything!

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." 

Yours Sincerely,
Google.

(via Sahil Shah)

Dear Facebook,

Wondering when will you get "dislike" button ?

Yours Sincerely
YouTube.
(via

Sathiyan Ram)

Dear RedBull,

I gave them wings, not you !

Yours sincerely
Music.

 

(via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear holidays,

Please don’t go anywhere! Please, difficult to live without you :D

Yours sincerely
Lazy heart!

(via Ritu Razi)

Dear Ra.One

Waiting for the sequel !

Yours sincerely
Jha.Two :) :)

Dear Ra.One,

This is from those who liked you !

Yours sincerely
No.One (via

Sathiyan Ram)

Dear Humans,

I can't buy happiness for you, but can buy Music and that's close!

Yours Sincerely
Money. (via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear Diwali,

Should I actually be happy when you arrive and leave?

Yours sincerely
Tired of Clearing Crackers from Streets. (via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear Karma,

I have a list of people you missed.

Yours sincerely,
Anticipating curiously!

Dear Success Seekers,

I am within you and I am your BIGGEST ENEMY!!

Yours sincerely,
Fear Of Failure.
(via - Sayed Khadri)

Dear Idea 3G,

3G for sex, what's next? 4G for contraceptives? :|

Yours sincerely,
1+ billion population of India.
(via - Sayed Khadri)

Dear Internet users,

Someday you will regret not reading me.

Yours sincerely,
Terms and Conditions.
(via - Vivek Shakya)

Dear matrimonial websites,

Seriously; do you think, you can make a difference?!

Yours sincerely,
Being single and enjoying it too much :D

Dear world,

Ho ho he he ha ha hi hi !

Yours sincerely,
Attention seekers.

Dear Hina Rabbani Khar

It was a pleasure meeting you today. We should do this again sometime. You know my number ;) Call me ;-)

Yours sincerely
S. M. "Main N.D. Tiwari se kam nahin" Krishna.

Dear Hon. Kapil Sibal Ji

You might have followed NDA's telecom policy... But I will get tired reminding you who did the "Govt. Ka Chamcha" CBI accuse in the 2G scam...

Yours sincerely
L.K. "Mera number aayega" Advani

Dear ...
...
...

Yours sincerely,
Yawn, good night!

Dear Smoker,

Today it's me, because of you.
Tomorrow its you, because of me.

Yours sincerely,
Cigarette Ash
(via - Aashish Dada)

Dear D.K. Bose,

Have you stopped running yet?

Yours sincerely
Concerned fans of "Delhi Belly"

प्रिय मित्र

मैं जिंदा हू !

आपकी आभारी
हिंदी भाषा.

Dear weekdays,

lalalalalalala :P

Yours sincerely,
Sunday.

Dear 'I'm sorry',

You are not enough.

Yours sincerely,
Seriously hurt.
(via - Ananthnag Jonnalagadda)

Dear England,

Your homes must be shining for Diwali after this WHITEWASH! Go back! :D

Yours sincerely,
Celebrating Indians!

Dear work,

You are too small, when we are together!

Yours sincerely,
THE TEAM!

Dear Aliens,

You are postponing your visit since 1947 Roswell UFO Incident. screw you, we will visit your planet in few years!

Yours sincerely,
Earthiens.
(via - Sayed Khadri)

Dear people,

Here I am, this is me!

Yours sincerely,
DK Bose — in Asansol, India.

Dear Sun,

HAHAHAHA! :P :P

Yours sincerely,
Air conditioners, beer, ice-cream and UV sun-glasses.

Dear Kapil Sibal Ji

You say that an Independent LokPal would destabilise democracy. So can we assume that bribing MPs with cash-for-votes during a no-confidence motion does not destabilise democracy in any way?

Yours sincerely
A confused Indian.

Dear Guys,

Kitchen has 'He' in it. So MOVE & Go Make US A Sandwich .

Yours sincerely,
Girls.
(via - Radhika Harlalka)

Dear Situations,

No matter how much you try to make one's life tougher & tougher, I will always be there to make the person stronger & stronger.

Yours sincerely,
Experience.
(via - Ananda Dutta)

Dear tears,

Don't struggle to come out, I don't need you now.

Yours sincerely,
Disturbed mind and thoughts.
(via - Nivedita Thadani)

Dear Manmohan Singh,

Please can I have my Invisibility Cloak back?

Yours sincerely,
Harry Potter
(Via - Preeti Pandey)

Dear Google+ users,

Please stop making G+ hitting Facebook GIFs

Yours sincerely,
Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook!
(via - Vinayak Nagri)

Dear Punar-janm/Ramsay movies,

STFU!

Yours sincerely,
Zindagi Na Milegi Dubara.

Dear Monday,

Thank you for making people realize time and again how awesome I really am :)

Yours sincerely,
Sunday.

Dear internet,

Please stop being so awesome.

Yours sincerely,
I need to sleep.

Dear Harry Potter,

If I had taken 8 movies to kill one lame villain,I would have given people their money back.

Yours sincerely,
Rajnikant.
(via - Memoirs Of A Disturbed Mind)

Dear Sun network,

This is India; sex and saint always sells.

Yours sincerely,
Nityananda
(via Ananth)

Dear Heart,

Please stop getting involved in everything, Your job is to pump blood, that's it. Concentrate!

Yours sincerely,
Whosoever thought 'My heart will go on'

Dear Mahesh Bhatt,

You missed me ?!

Yours sincerely,
Plot of the movie, Murder 2

Dear Government,

You suck ! Period.

Yours sincerely,
Prefers the parliament being bombed anyday than the streets filled with the innocent !
(via - Sapna)

Dear artificial face,

wasss'UP' !? :P

Yours sincerely,
Plastic Surgery!

Dear Petrol

:P :P

Yours sincerely,
CNG/LPG

Dear people,

Damn! You must be all sleeping! :D

Yours sincerely,
Sunday.

Dear Raja,

Wish everything is fine at your end. Hopefully we meet soon!

Yours sincerely,
Dayanidhi Moron.
(via - Ananthnag Jonnalagadda)

Dear "Life is short",

Llllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffeeeeeee.

Yours sincerely,
Problem solved!
(via - Anita Kanoje)

Dear Coffee,

What would we do without you?

Yours sincerely,
Overworked employees!

Dear Idea Cellular, Garnier and Sharda University,

Thank you for totally ruining the phrases "No idea", "Take Care" and "Where are you?"

Yours sincerely
TV viewers.

Dear Maggi,

Thank you!

Yours sincerely
When kaam waali aunty goes missing!

Dear 'K',

Thanks for ruining this conversation.

Yours sincerely,
GTG.
(via - Sourabh K Rao)

Dear Google,

250 million Google users (April, '04) vs. 750 million Facebook accounts (Feb. '04)... There are many things Google can do; Beating Facebook - not one of them :)

Yours sincerely,
Mark Zuckerberg.

Dear terms and conditions,

You should be renamed as 'who f**kin cares, just install me'

Yours sincerely,
End users.
(via - Sourabh K Rao)

Dear Facebook,

Dude, you got everybody's distant relatives and grandparents. Another reason why they might PLUS me now, instead of LIKING you! :P

Yours sincerely
Google (Plus) +

Dear cellphones,

I could have bored people to death, if you were not there!

Yours sincerely,
Traffic Signals.

Dear relationship status,

Mind being stable?

Yours sincerely,
Facebook!

Dear you,

I am.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yours sincerely.
You!

Dear internet,

Is there a social network for social networks?

Yours sincerely
Confused users.