Dear Bangalore,

You're way cooler and less violent than Delhi!

Yours sincerely,
Metallica

(via Regan Anthony)

Dear Facebook,

Why isnt there search feature for pages created on facebook like we have for groups?

Your sincerely,
Annoyed user.

(via - Sahil Shah)

Dear girls,

95% of your name ends with us!

Your sincerely,
The letters ‘A’ and ‘I’.

Dear intoxicated friends,

Just because I don't drink doesn't mean I don't have fun at parties.

Yours Sincerely,
At least I remember the next morning
(via - Sahil Shah)

Dear India,

Good to be here!

Yours Sincerely
Formula 1.
(via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear Indians,

Ask Manmohan Singh about the Metallica disaster, and for the dog on the F1 tracks too!

Yours sincerely,
I am LK Advani, and I blame the PM for everything!

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." 

Yours Sincerely,
Google.

(via Sahil Shah)

Dear Facebook,

Wondering when will you get "dislike" button ?

Yours Sincerely
YouTube.
(via

Sathiyan Ram)

Dear RedBull,

I gave them wings, not you !

Yours sincerely
Music.

 

(via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear holidays,

Please don’t go anywhere! Please, difficult to live without you :D

Yours sincerely
Lazy heart!

(via Ritu Razi)

Dear Ra.One

Waiting for the sequel !

Yours sincerely
Jha.Two :) :)

Dear Ra.One,

This is from those who liked you !

Yours sincerely
No.One (via

Sathiyan Ram)

Dear Humans,

I can't buy happiness for you, but can buy Music and that's close!

Yours Sincerely
Money. (via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear Diwali,

Should I actually be happy when you arrive and leave?

Yours sincerely
Tired of Clearing Crackers from Streets. (via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear Karma,

I have a list of people you missed.

Yours sincerely,
Anticipating curiously!

Dear Success Seekers,

I am within you and I am your BIGGEST ENEMY!!

Yours sincerely,
Fear Of Failure.
(via - Sayed Khadri)

Dear Idea 3G,

3G for sex, what's next? 4G for contraceptives? :|

Yours sincerely,
1+ billion population of India.
(via - Sayed Khadri)

Dear Internet users,

Someday you will regret not reading me.

Yours sincerely,
Terms and Conditions.
(via - Vivek Shakya)

Dear matrimonial websites,

Seriously; do you think, you can make a difference?!

Yours sincerely,
Being single and enjoying it too much :D

Dear world,

Ho ho he he ha ha hi hi !

Yours sincerely,
Attention seekers.

Dear Hina Rabbani Khar

It was a pleasure meeting you today. We should do this again sometime. You know my number ;) Call me ;-)

Yours sincerely
S. M. "Main N.D. Tiwari se kam nahin" Krishna.

Dear Hon. Kapil Sibal Ji

You might have followed NDA's telecom policy... But I will get tired reminding you who did the "Govt. Ka Chamcha" CBI accuse in the 2G scam...

Yours sincerely
L.K. "Mera number aayega" Advani

Dear ...
...
...

Yours sincerely,
Yawn, good night!

Dear Smoker,

Today it's me, because of you.
Tomorrow its you, because of me.

Yours sincerely,
Cigarette Ash
(via - Aashish Dada)

Dear D.K. Bose,

Have you stopped running yet?

Yours sincerely
Concerned fans of "Delhi Belly"

प्रिय मित्र

मैं जिंदा हू !

आपकी आभारी
हिंदी भाषा.

Dear weekdays,

lalalalalalala :P

Yours sincerely,
Sunday.

Dear 'I'm sorry',

You are not enough.

Yours sincerely,
Seriously hurt.
(via - Ananthnag Jonnalagadda)

Dear England,

Your homes must be shining for Diwali after this WHITEWASH! Go back! :D

Yours sincerely,
Celebrating Indians!

Dear work,

You are too small, when we are together!

Yours sincerely,
THE TEAM!

Dear Aliens,

You are postponing your visit since 1947 Roswell UFO Incident. screw you, we will visit your planet in few years!

Yours sincerely,
Earthiens.
(via - Sayed Khadri)

Dear people,

Here I am, this is me!

Yours sincerely,
DK Bose — in Asansol, India.

Dear Sun,

HAHAHAHA! :P :P

Yours sincerely,
Air conditioners, beer, ice-cream and UV sun-glasses.

Dear Kapil Sibal Ji

You say that an Independent LokPal would destabilise democracy. So can we assume that bribing MPs with cash-for-votes during a no-confidence motion does not destabilise democracy in any way?

Yours sincerely
A confused Indian.

Dear Guys,

Kitchen has 'He' in it. So MOVE & Go Make US A Sandwich .

Yours sincerely,
Girls.
(via - Radhika Harlalka)

Dear Situations,

No matter how much you try to make one's life tougher & tougher, I will always be there to make the person stronger & stronger.

Yours sincerely,
Experience.
(via - Ananda Dutta)

Dear tears,

Don't struggle to come out, I don't need you now.

Yours sincerely,
Disturbed mind and thoughts.
(via - Nivedita Thadani)

Dear Manmohan Singh,

Please can I have my Invisibility Cloak back?

Yours sincerely,
Harry Potter
(Via - Preeti Pandey)

Dear Google+ users,

Please stop making G+ hitting Facebook GIFs

Yours sincerely,
Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook!
(via - Vinayak Nagri)

Dear Punar-janm/Ramsay movies,

STFU!

Yours sincerely,
Zindagi Na Milegi Dubara.

Dear Monday,

Thank you for making people realize time and again how awesome I really am :)

Yours sincerely,
Sunday.

Dear internet,

Please stop being so awesome.

Yours sincerely,
I need to sleep.

Dear Harry Potter,

If I had taken 8 movies to kill one lame villain,I would have given people their money back.

Yours sincerely,
Rajnikant.
(via - Memoirs Of A Disturbed Mind)

Dear Sun network,

This is India; sex and saint always sells.

Yours sincerely,
Nityananda
(via Ananth)

Dear Heart,

Please stop getting involved in everything, Your job is to pump blood, that's it. Concentrate!

Yours sincerely,
Whosoever thought 'My heart will go on'

Dear Mahesh Bhatt,

You missed me ?!

Yours sincerely,
Plot of the movie, Murder 2

Dear Government,

You suck ! Period.

Yours sincerely,
Prefers the parliament being bombed anyday than the streets filled with the innocent !
(via - Sapna)

Dear artificial face,

wasss'UP' !? :P

Yours sincerely,
Plastic Surgery!

Dear Petrol

:P :P

Yours sincerely,
CNG/LPG

Dear people,

Damn! You must be all sleeping! :D

Yours sincerely,
Sunday.

Dear Raja,

Wish everything is fine at your end. Hopefully we meet soon!

Yours sincerely,
Dayanidhi Moron.
(via - Ananthnag Jonnalagadda)

Dear "Life is short",

Llllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffeeeeeee.

Yours sincerely,
Problem solved!
(via - Anita Kanoje)

Dear Coffee,

What would we do without you?

Yours sincerely,
Overworked employees!

Dear Idea Cellular, Garnier and Sharda University,

Thank you for totally ruining the phrases "No idea", "Take Care" and "Where are you?"

Yours sincerely
TV viewers.

Dear Maggi,

Thank you!

Yours sincerely
When kaam waali aunty goes missing!

Dear 'K',

Thanks for ruining this conversation.

Yours sincerely,
GTG.
(via - Sourabh K Rao)

Dear Google,

250 million Google users (April, '04) vs. 750 million Facebook accounts (Feb. '04)... There are many things Google can do; Beating Facebook - not one of them :)

Yours sincerely,
Mark Zuckerberg.

Dear terms and conditions,

You should be renamed as 'who f**kin cares, just install me'

Yours sincerely,
End users.
(via - Sourabh K Rao)

Dear Facebook,

Dude, you got everybody's distant relatives and grandparents. Another reason why they might PLUS me now, instead of LIKING you! :P

Yours sincerely
Google (Plus) +

Dear cellphones,

I could have bored people to death, if you were not there!

Yours sincerely,
Traffic Signals.

Dear relationship status,

Mind being stable?

Yours sincerely,
Facebook!

Dear you,

I am.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yours sincerely.
You!