Dear people who spell shop as 'shoppe',

Please stoppe.

Yours Sincerely,
Not a wannabe.

Dear West Indies,

Well I enjoyed PLAYING with you!

Yours Sincerely,
TEAM Ravichandran Ashwin.

Dear Boss,

For a change, I sit back and watch while you do all the work!

Yours sincerely
Serving Notice Period.

(via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear India,

What's so big in Sachin Tendulkar hitting Century #100?

Yours sincerely
Why this Kolavari!

(via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear fast food restaurant commercial asking me to buy more for less,

So I get to pay you for more heart attacks, clogged arteries, zits, etc.?

Yours Sincerely,
Fair deal?

Dear porn sites,

Why do you have a Facebook/tweet share feature?

Yours Sincerely,
Isn’t that meant to be private?

Dear wannabe-girls,

We hope you realize wearing 3-D glasses with the lenses popping out won’t make you a nerd.

Yours Sincerely,
Guys.

Dear life,

Please use a lubricant!

Yours sincerely,
Not going so smooth.

Dear People who don't answer calls,

No one wants to waste money on calling you without a reason!

Yours sincerely
Sick of those idiots

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear Indians,

Porn is legal now!

Yours sincerely,
Sunny Leone.

Dear slow internet,

And just when I was about to exit, you start working?

Yours sincerely,
Damn it!

Dear Apple,

Tera iPhone 4S tu hi rakh. Teri Indian pricing WTF!

Yours Sincerely,
Frustrated Techie Indians

via Vinayak Nagri

Dear 69,

You’d know what happens after you guys fight!

Yours Sincerely,
96.

Dear News Channels,

There are many important things in this country other than Aishwarya Rai becoming mother with some unknown alien’s child!

Yours sincerely,
Get an Idea?

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear people who LOL,

Try ‘LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL’

Yours sincerely,
Laughing Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Funny Enough For Me To Actually Laugh Out Loud

Dear Dracula,

Remember that night 9 months ago? Yeah... well we have a son. His name is Edward.

Yours sincerely,
Tinkerbell.

via Kriti Sharma

Dear love,

If my absence doesn't alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it.

Yours sincerely,
Will soon be your Ex.

Dear Plant eaters (veg),

Chicken neither gave oxygen nor gave shade. Loss of chicken never caused global warming.Then why eat good plant and trees. Try chicken..Go Green!

Yours sincerely
Chicken eaters (non-veg)

Dear Work,

You make sick me more than you were doing before !

Yours sincerely
Back after a long weekend.

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear twitter,

Thank you. Now I’m the most overused and abused symbol on the keyboard.

Yours Sincerely,
#

Dear World,

You have to undress me before you can taste me.

Yours sincerely,
Banana.

via Sahil Shah

Dear world,

Please show more respect for our soldiers and less for our celebrities.

Yours sincerely,
Wake up!

via Sahil Shah

Dear Work,

Always a pleasure when we have long-distance relationship!

Yours sincerely
Long Weekend

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear girl who thinks sleeping is the best way to spend time,

I’d love to spend time with you!

Yours sincerely,
A polite guy.

Dear Ranbir Kapoor,

Are you kidding me? Get real!

Yours sincerely,
Kurt Cobain.

Dear Facebook,

You keep offering up people for me to be friend with, but then you get all  concerned and ask me how I know them.  You can't be the pimp and the cop!

Yours sincerely,
Users.

Dear PlayStation Addicts,

Remember Me ?

Yours sincerely
8 bit TV Game Console

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear being stalked,

Stalking is such a harsh term, why don't we call it keeping it touch ?

Yours sincerely
Not a stalker.

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear people,

When life gives you lemons, make a dress with them.

Yours Sincerely,
Lady Gaga.

Dear guys,

If I looks at you, don't get flattered. You are merely a part of my how-many-guys-r-staring-at-me census.

Yours sincerely,
A girl.

Dear Nature,

Seems like you have learned a thing or two from Mankind! Global Warming finally found its twin, Global Cooling. And now both are going to work with different deadlines, to destroy Planet Earth. Just, Perfect! Bring it on!

Yours Sincerely,
Man Woman and Wild.

via Priyanka Dey

Dear Girl,

Eat make-up. Be pretty inside!

Yours sincerely,
Guys.

via Arpit Goyal

Dear Boyfriend,

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you do!

Yours sincerely
Cockroach.

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear Facebook,

Please stop suggesting me such beautiful girls.. It really hurts when they reject my request!

Yours sincerely
A blocked user.

via Ritu Razi

Dear Boyfriends who like and goes awww on every single post of your girlfriend,

Don't you find that lame, you dumbfuck?

Yours sincerely,
One of those who's irritated!

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear world,

Was just tired. Pffff!

Yours sincerely,
Statue of Liberty.

Dear Postal Dept. of India,

Would like to know where all the letters go, as very few of them reach their destination!

Yours Sincerely,
Filled with curiosity

via Ganesh Pg

Dear Those who are born in November,

You're the proof your parents had a good time for Valentine's Day !

Yours sincerely
Happy winters.

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear People,

Please do not drink and drive,Unless you can afford to pay for Alcohol,Petrol & Penalty (Bribe).

Yours Sincerely,
Traffic Police Department

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear girls,

At least clean me up before taking your profile picture.

Yours sincerely,
Bathroom.

Dear Male hormones,

Please listen to me for once.

Yours Sincerely,
Brain.

Dear yesterday,

You remain as long as I do !

Yours Sincerely
Memories.

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear radio DJs,

Please play some of the other 90 billion songs in the world.

Yours Sincerely,
Just heard that song 10 minutes ago.

via Sahil Shah

Dear Airplanes,

Excellent job, but what about standing by the door when it's about to rain and feeling the cool wind in your hair?

Yours sincerely,
Trains.

Dear internet troubleshooter,

"If the connection problem persists, please visit our website for more help..."

Yours Sincerely,
Are you serious?

via Sahil Shah

Dear Son,

I know what you were doing, before I walked in to your room.

Yours sincerely,
Nobody sits in front of their computer staring at Google.

via Vivek Shakya

Dear Audio Cassette,

Miss those good old days when you were our saviour!


Yours sincerely
Being Nostalgic.

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear Humans,

Treat me with love, give me enough care, think about me at least for a while. Don't forget, it's mutual!

Yours sincerely
Life :)

(via Ritu Razi)

Dear SRK and Hrithik,



Mind it!

Yours sincerely,
Yanna Rascala!

Dear Smokers,

Please get a plastic bag and cover yourself whenever you want to start smoking. So you can enjoy the smoke 100% by yourself, I don't want any percent of it.

Yours sincerely
Non Smoker

via Rewa Kheta

Dear readers,

Is it just me who's head voice Takes. Pauses. When. Reading. This. or speedsupwhenreadingthis or YELLS WHEN READING THIS?

Yours Sincerely,
Just Curious!

Dear Apple,

I don't care if the next one has a freaking MISSILE LAUNCHER or a Washing Machine!

Yours Sincerely,
I’d buy a an iphone, only when you make it waterproof!

Dear Women,

What else can be more terrifying than you asking us, "Notice anything Different"?

Yours sincerely,
Men.

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear Indian Govt.,

Trying to be the most corrupt country in the World? Don't know what your aim is!

Yours sincerely,
Citizens of India.

via Ganesh Pg

Dear Bicycles,

Looks like its time,you're going to be in demand!

Yours sincerely
Petrol Prices to be hiked again.

(via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear Work,

You really suck. Please go screw yourself!

Yours Sincerely,
Mourning the end of Holidays

(via Sathiyan Ram)