Dear New Year blessings,

Please touch and pass by me to be with those, who may need you more.

Yours Sincerely,
Happy with what I have.

Dear in-need,

Do you see a ray of hope now? :P
 
Yours Sincerely,
Loan agent.

Dear old people, 

Just because you're older than we are doesn't mean you didn't do stupid shit at one point. 

Yours Sincerely,
It's our time now!

Dear Jesus,

We would love it even more if you considered rescheduling Christmas to either a Friday or a Monday every year, as per your convenience! ;) 
Yours Sincerely,
The-human-race.

via Nikhil Menon.

Dear Santa,

Tell me... What do YOU want for Christmas?

Yours sincerely
Rajnikanth

(via Sathiyan Ram)

Dear Justin Bieber,

Please, at 13 you had your first love? When I was 13 I was planning world domination.

Yours Sincerely,
Lord Voldemort.

via Jayesh Kothari

Dear Rajnikanth,

Please switch off your AC.

Yours sincerely,
Indians

via Rewa Kheta

Dear Ex,

I will not delete/block you. Afterall I would want you to know that am happy without you !

Yours sincerely
You do know me better.

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear ignorant world,

I am no more just Kim Jong-IL.

Yours Sincerely,
I am Kim Jong-IL and DEAD now!

Dear Google,

I tried ‘Let it snow’. Are you sure you were you just talking about the internet?

Yours Sincerely,
North Indians.

Dear Curiosity,

Just put the gun down and let’s talk it out?

Yours Sincerely,
The Cat.

Dear Cigarettes,

Thank you for keeping me away from worse addictions. However, stop jumping out at me when I go to the convenience stores and chai stalls.

Yours Sincerely,
Trying to cut down.

Dear Indians, Irish and others,

Using revert instead of reply,(eg. revert to me at the earliest) is not formal, makes you seem neither educated nor classy and it just shows you don’t know me well.

Yours Sincerely,
The English language.

via Regan Anthony Fernandes

Dear big MNCs,

Why do you hire such a huge amount of candidates, and don't even give them joining for such long time.

Yours Sincerely,
Candidate(s) waiting for joining since past 6 months!

via Jayesh Kothari

Dear men who think every woman is not beautiful,

Take me in appropriate quantity and then see!

Yours Sincerely,
Alcohol.

Dear people

Yes, I love to read status updates like "I'm really bored" and "I'm at work right now". Good stuff. Keep me posted. Thanks!

Yours Sincerely,
And I thought you had other work!

Dear users,

It’s called Facebook. Not ‘Show your body (that you still clearly need to work on)’ book!

Yours Sincerely,
No, you’re not hot.

Dear Kapil Sibal,

The rationale behind regulating content on Facebook is funny, just like the 5 previous years of the UPA government. Instead of finding ways to curb corruption and work on the inflation, you find dry humping all of us funny eh?? Talk of Banana Republics - Guatemala, Honduras, Libya, Pakistan, and WOWW there is India too. Seriously, you are a dick.

Yours Sincerely,
Indians.

Nikhil Menon

Dear whatever I’m searching,

Stop popping up all the time when I don't require you and stop vanishing when I really need you!

Yours sincerely,
Oh shit, I saw that yesterday here only.

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear Vidya Balan,

Good to see you back since after ‘Hum Paanch’!

Yours Sincerely,
HUNDRED KGS

(via Hafsah Qadir)

Dear God,

Your love for movies - Shammi Kapoor, Dev Anand; Music - Bhupen Hazarika, Jagjit Singh, and Sultan Khan; and technology - Steve Jobs and Denis Ritchie, is now beyond all doubt.

Your sincerely,
May I recommend that you start loving a few corrupt politicians as well.

Dear girl with fake hair color, fake nails, fake tan, fake eye lashes,

Seriously, were you looking for ‘Real-men’?

Yours Sincerely,
Now you know why you never found one!

Dear Cafe with Smoking facilities,

Without you,we wouldn't have known that there are so many ‘smoking’ hot chicks !

Yours sincerely,
Smokers

via Sathiyan Ram

Dear office-printer,

No, you are not Bob Marley. Stop jamming!

Yours Sincerely,
I really need that print out!

Dear vampires,

Aren't you worried about AIDS?

Yours Sincerely,
Curious on World’s AIDS Day.